FunKnee Jokes

Fire trucks have 3 seasoned firefighters, 1 proby that's just learning, and 8 pieces of equipment.

3 + 1 + 8 = 12

There are 12 inches in a foot 

A foot is the length of almost every 12 inch ruler

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler ​and Queen Elizabeth was also an ocean liner that sailed on the sea

Fish swim in the sea and fish have fins

The Fins fought the Russians in a war

Everyone knows fire trucks are always rushin' like the Russians

Russians are red

So fire trucks are red


​Simple!​​​


Now that you have that bit of factually important information, you may want to know how many fish can live in a cubic foot of water.

Whenever you're in Shelby NC, you might want to stop in at the Shelby Fire Department and visit with Battalion Chief Williams.  He can explain this geoaquatic oddity.