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Fire trucks have 3 seasoned firefighters, 1 proby that's just learning,
and 8 pieces of equipment


3 + 1 + 8 = 12




There are 12 inches in a foot 

A foot is the length of almost every 12 inch ruler

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler

​and Queen Elizabeth was also an ocean liner that sailed on the sea

Fish swim in the sea and fish have fins

The Fins fought the Russians in a war

Everyone knows fire trucks are always rushin' like the Russians

Russians are red

So fire trucks are red




​Simple
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Now that you have that bit of factually important information, you may want to know how many fish can live in a cubic foot of water.

Whenever you're in Shelby NC, you might stop in at the Shelby Fire Department and visit with Battalion Chief Williams.  He can explain this geoaquatic oddity.